So something mildly entertaining happened at One and One the other day. For the most part, I’ve given up on going out but it was a friend’s birthday and I hadn’t gotten my Beyonce on in a while so I thought, why not. I had taken a DayQuil earlier so I didn’t drink, but the medicine must have given me a little buzz because I started to feel the music. My hips were moving all over the place and once we made it downstairs, I was drunk in my cold medicine-stupor. Suddenly, Thong Song comes on and I just lose it. I got so excited, I started slapping my buddy’s ass on the dance floor. I don’t think many people noticed but I was swiftly reminded why I spend weekends with Netflix instead of Sisqo. Here are some spring picks for the nice weather ahead.
And I’m looking at sales on Barneys.com. Priorities. Wish I had some Frosted Flakes.
Trying to recover from all the eating and shopping I did this weekend. It’s not working. Thankful for Netflix.
GQ is kind of like Batman in that just when you think your face is about to hit the pavement, they grab you by the ankle to save you. Their annual 100 Gifts Under $100 is gonna be a huge help for this crap secret Santa I’m going to next week. Gifts start at just 7 bucks. Yes. So much yes.