So something mildly entertaining happened at One and One the other day. For the most part, I’ve given up on going out but it was a friend’s birthday and I hadn’t gotten my Beyonce on in a while so I thought, why not. I had taken a DayQuil earlier so I didn’t drink, but the medicine must have given me a little buzz because I started to feel the music. My hips were moving all over the place and once we made it downstairs, I was drunk in my cold medicine-stupor. Suddenly, Thong Song comes on and I just lose it. I got so excited, I started slapping my buddy’s ass on the dance floor. I don’t think many people noticed but I was swiftly reminded why I spend weekends with Netflix instead of Sisqo. Here are some spring picks for the nice weather ahead.
I’m gonna have to sue the people that made this because I’m pretty sure they stole this design FROM MY DREAMS. Available at YMC, but not for long because I’m gonna buy them all and create a whale army. Also available in small, because whales travel in pods. Duh.
Classic silhouette but with an edge, what Phillip Lim does best. Sorry, JanSport. I love you, but I’m not in love with you.
I thought only Harry Potter and that one dude from the Matrix could pull off round glasses but now all the cool kids are wearing them. Just gotta find a pair that will fit my big face. A few picks for all of you with normal-sized faces. Oliver Peoples ($430), Super ($331), Oliver Peoples ($550), Carrera ($212), Illesteva ($285) and Asos ($27).
The same watch with a black nato strap but somehow it’s more expensive. Even more mind boggling is that somehow, I still kind of want it. Limited to an exclusive 100 pieces and ships all the way from France.